Current Distractions

June 28, 2026 Edition

Pretty Thing Photo of the Week: Yes, I actually made this, and it was as good as it looks.

I May Be Boiling, But My Kitchen is Not

We are flirting relentlessly with 100° around here, and I want that bitch to cool it. Literally. I am probably the most un-heat-amenable Texan on record. I don’t use the word “hate” a lot, but I capital H Hate the summer temp…